Website Finally Updates, Regretfully
New York, NY After a hiatus of nearly one month, Generally Awesome Dotcom today updated its website. Some have been anticipating the dissemination of new material, but most likely none will be satisfied with the last offering (see below), where the GA staff have shown once again just how low they can take the bathroom humor.
“I am used to a little scatological humor now and again,” said one semi-frequent reader. “But this is a new record for disgusting poop jokes. I can’t say that I am not surprised, but still I am a little shocked. But undaunted, I will read on!”
Prince Releases Brown Rain
New York, NY At a show Wednesday Night Prince released what many have begun to call “brown rain.” The incident happened following an encore performance of the ubiquitous “Purple Rain.” Fans everywhere are still in shock and disbelief.
“I thought it would be a mistake to try and elaborate on the themes of ‘Purple Rain.’ I figured Prince might try it some time, but I never would have guessed that it would take on this form,” said Sven Carlsen, the Artist-Formerly-Known as ‘the Artist-Formerly-Known-as-Prince’ Fan Club President.
Prince has not yet issued a statement about the incident, but his personal physician said that he believed the “circumstances surrounding this incident were most likely a result of certain lifestyle choices” on the part of the artist.
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