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Bum Disease Is the No. 2 Killer in the World
Washintgon, DC-- The World Organization of Health (WOH) released statistics showing the broad family of diseases known collectively as "bum disease" has now become the number 2 killer in the World.
"I don't like this development at all. It really stinks," said WOH President Dagama Vasco.
World-wide millions of deaths each year are caused by this set of silent but deadly killers. The list of specific diseases includes diarrhea, colon cancer, and other more rare diseases like Chronic Acute Constipation (CAC).
"CAC can hit you out of nowhere. All of a sudden, you get backed up. In some rare cases the pressure becomes so intense that is leads to death," said one Medical Researcher.
Be on the look-out for the early onset of Bum Disease. Some symptoms include skid marks, racing stripes, and intolerable stench.
Some people tend to confuse the above set of diseases with another form of "Bum Disease." This set of disorders has to do with the chronically transient, intentionally homeless, and the voluntarily vagrant.
"There are those who mistakenly diagnosis the rail-car riding, trash-can-fire-warming individuals as carriers of Bum Disease," said epidemiologist John H. Crabtree. "But the technical term among clinical researchers is Hobo Syndrome."
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