Important Lessons in Centerfolds

As a newcomer to the world of magazine publishing Jimmy wanted to bring his fresh view and outsider's perspective to his work. His first decision as the founder and Editor-in-Chief of Question Everything Magazine was to re-examine the practice of centerfolds by placing a four-page fold-out diagram featuring statistical analysis of statistical analysis methods somewhere other than the exact middle of the magazine. After this unsuccessful experiment (a concept he dubbed the "slightly-to-the-left-of-center" fold), Jimmy's important insights into statistical analysis were stuck in the crease and went overlooked for years.

Jimmy returned to his previous life as an information officer for the Genetically Engineered Lima Bean Coalition. Turns out the "slightly-to-the-left-of-center" fold is a great way of complying with legal mandates about public disclosure statements regarding health risks without actually disclosing anything . Thanks to Jimmy, consumers may never discover that the possible side effects of genetically modified Lima beans include cuckolding.

by CWH

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