Read about why some people had a sad valentine's day. [pathetic]
"I knew that no one was going to give me anything for Valentine's Day. So I gave myself a teddy-bear holding a heart. I had it delivered to my homeroom. On the way home from school it accidentally fell in the mud."
~Trisha Age 13 Little Rock, AR      [overweight]
"My wife left me to become a thespian."
~Todd Age 34 Scranton, PA       [boring]
"I gave my Chihuahua a large, hard-candy heart that said 'I love you!' My little doggy tried to swallow it whole and choked to death."
~Buffy Age 17 Beverly Hills, CA      [ditsy]
"My little sister was run over by the flower delivery truck."
~Timmy Age 9 Toledo, OH       [inattentive]
"My grandfather died of an allergic reaction to love."
~Calvin Age 21 Spokane, WA      [superstitious]
Link: More Valentine's Humor