Sad Valentine's Day

this Valentine's day is meant to be a day of love, but it failed for some people. Read about why some people had a sad valentine's day. [pathetic]


"I knew that no one was going to give me anything for Valentine's Day. So I gave myself a teddy-bear holding a heart. I had it delivered to my homeroom. On the way home from school it accidentally fell in the mud."
       ~Trisha Age 13 Little Rock, AR      [overweight]

"My wife left me to become a thespian."
       ~Todd Age 34 Scranton, PA       [boring]

"I gave my Chihuahua a large, hard-candy heart that said 'I love you!' My little doggy tried to swallow it whole and choked to death."
       ~Buffy Age 17 Beverly Hills, CA      [ditsy]

"My little sister was run over by the flower delivery truck."
       ~Timmy Age 9 Toledo, OH       [inattentive]

"My grandfather died of an allergic reaction to love."
       ~Calvin Age 21 Spokane, WA      [superstitious]


            Link: More Valentine's Humor

by CWH


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